TRACY WRIGHT
The creator of BottomJob, a boatman's comic, is a 20 year stand-up comedy veteran and sailor. BottomJob is published in boating magazines and....
CPT. BONE’S STANDUP

ADOPTED

TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I WASN’T BORN AT ALL, I WAS ADOPTED.
I FOUND OUT WHEN I WAS 10.  IMAGINE YOU’RE  A 10 YEAR
OLD KID AND SOMEBODY COMES UP TO YOU AND SAYS
NAAH, NAAH, YOU’RE ADOPTED!
THAT’S THE WAY MY DAD DID IT.