TRACY WRIGHT
The creator of BottomJob, a boatman's comic, is a 20 year stand-up comedy veteran and sailor. BottomJob is published in boating magazines and....
CPT. BONE’S STANDUP

BLEACH

WHEN I WAS A KID I WAS AT MY GRANDMOTHERS’ HOUSE AND WAS
VERY THIRSTY SO I PICKED UP A GLASS FROM THE KITCHEN COUNTER
AND DRANK IT ALL THE WAY DOWN. TURNS OUT IT WAS CHLOROX.
I GUESS I DRANK TOO MUCH BECAUSE THAT WAS 30 YEARS AGO
AND TO THIS DAY I CAN’T DRINK BLEACH.